Found this on Craigslist LA. If there’s any aspiring grantwriters out there who want to practice their craft, contact us as we’ll need to raise some funds for this:
Ensturzende Neubauten Covers Band Wanted (Brentwood)
Date: 2010-02-05, 8:45AM PST
Reply to: gigs-qcscr-1587216337@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Ensturzende Neubauten Covers Band needed to perform at my daughter’s 4th birthday party. We already have a Faust one and an Amon Duul one. You will need to recreate and do a note for note rendition of the Expo 86 performance from Vancouver. There will be no animals or pets present so that will be one less thing to worry about. Your performance will be at 11.15am sharp at Brentwood Elementary. We have rented a 5000 watt PA system. Faust have eaten up all our entertainment budget so just being at Lulu’s party should suffice. Party bags and cake will be presented to you upon leaving by the party girl herself. no jelly bellies and most of all no time wasters.
The krautrock humor ante has been upped significantly from ‘zero’
Goddamn. Craigslist is always amazing. Freeform Haiku. This one from the Free Stuff Annapolis. Did someone die? Is someone going off the wagon and giving up on good health? What could possibly be happening?
Health/Nutritional Books (Odenton, MD)
Date: 2010-02-09, 6:45PM EST
Reply to: sale-qjuzw-1593781650@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Books, set of three: Food and Nutrition, Natural Weightless, and Fighting Disease.
And It’s ‘Natural Weight Loss’. ‘Natural Weightless’ is just psychedelic.