Krautrock session player Aaron Mullan has responded to allegations that he stole $2 million dollars cash from a sleeping Dave Miez (ne Mies) in the back of a cab. The money was EP!’s unprecedented $2 million advance for the recording of Glass Rock II: The Lifting of the Shirt. Planning to come in way under budget and then go diamond, Glass Rock is now completely fucked. Miez has stepped down as shop steward, Kathy Leisen is repeatedly gargling with acrylic paint and water, and Rynnn is holed up in a room, sending a character actor out to make his appearances. Matt still waits unshaven for Tall Firs to ask him to sit in on “Hairdo” but in the meantime, has taken action to keep the project together. First though, what did Mullan have to say?
Aaron: Tartar sauce is for shrimp-eaters. A small amount of lemon and some horseradish for oysters. What kind of pervert puts catsup on an oyster?
P.S. Anyone who likes esoteric oysters and Islay single malt Scotch should come by Grand Central this month. I’m buying.
Wow! Despite what the ‘rest of us’ sense as an arrogant confession above, Mullan has stated nothing incriminating. Tacit! Brilliant! But before all that legal mumbo jumbo comes to pass, Glass Rock bassist Matt won’t let the ship go down just yet. In order to keep Glass Rock II in the black, he is selling some of his most prized LPs and asked us to please publish the list.
Sananta Amigos $700,000
Blondie Parallel Lines $725,000
Concert for Bangledash (4 LP) set $1,000,000
Dave Mason It’s Like You Never Left $425,000
The Eleventh Hour with Larry Coryell Introducing $425,000
The Police Ghost in the Machine $415,000
Any interested buyers are asked to please contact Matt through Glass Rock Life. “We cannot let the actions of one destroy the fucking of all.” (citation needed). Man, let’s relax with some classic Melville v Osbourne below.
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