Problems plague Glass Rock II: Who Will Get Custody of My Awful Baby? as a large advance from Ecsatic Peace! has disappeared. After a kick-ass first quarter, EP! handed over an unprecedented $2 million dollars cash to Glass Rock shop steward Dave Miez (guitar just to the right of guitar stage left), who then left it in his coat in the back of a cab along with the master tapes for Axis Bold as Love and a matchbook simply labeled “Honeys.” An allegation has surfaced that Aaron Mullan (guitar stage left) helmed the cab undercover in a deliberate attempt to con the shop steward into leaving the cash behind. As a result of Glass Rock equal time laws, Aaron is invited to please respond to these allegations as soon as he has finished wiping 2 million dollars worth of cocktail sauce off his face.
Tartar sauce is for shrimp-eaters. A small amount of lemon and some horseradish for oysters. What kind of pervert puts catsup on an oyster?
P.S. Anyone who likes esoteric oysters and Islay single malt Scotch should come by Grand Central this month. I’m buying.