Though Kathy shut down the Essay Series, Glass Rock has found a way around that. In order to share Dave from Glass Rock’s thoughts on the rodeo we now present the first entry in our new Interview Spotlight. [Please be advised that this interview contains language and imagery that you may find titilating.]
Glass Rock: What was the rodeo like?
Dave Mies: Awesome (I really dug it, great show), but next time I’m bringing a flask. I blew twenty bucks on two beers; the next time I wanna get fucked that hard I’ll weld a steel dildo to my bicycle seat and ride down a flight of stairs.
GnR: How do you rate the shit-kickin’ state-fair-rock factor at the event, especially given the Manhattan location?
DM: Having a rodeo in Madison Square Garden is kind of like taking a shit in a urinal. It’s not like the deposit is so far off the beaten trail, but the receptacle just aint’ made for it.
This sport makes two fat fucks in boxer shorts beating the tar out of each other seem reasonable by comparison. This is what amounts to a bunch of [people] in cowboy hats betting their entire sexual future on the chance to stay on a gigantic, raging, frustrated bull for a “graceful” eight seconds. Make no mistake, this is genitorture. From where I sat, riding a male cow seemed comparable to laying your sack on a cutting board and letting your meanest ex girlfriend loose with a hammer. I bet New Yorkers would have paid triple the price for some of that action though.
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