Glass Rock

They Live (those not pictured have died)

admin — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 12:29:35 +0000

Soft Location Masters Emotion, Maximum Unicorns Win T-Shirts Maybe If No One Shows at Show Now Featuring Les Bon Hommes

admin — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 11:32:02 +0000

it's that serious.

and hello Maximum Unicorns–e-mail us glassrocklifegmail to claim two t-shirts, give sizes so we can try to meet that the best we can, though if we sell them all Friday night, as they are hand screened we cannot send any. hope to hell that no one shows up!

Glass Rock No-Life Returns to Glass Rock Life, Live!

admin — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 12:19:17 +0000

It’s Henry Rollins’ 23rd birthday and Marc Ribot is demanding a celebration. He loves that Henry is down to 152.3 lbs and satire has crossed over into reality. Come join Marc and Glass Rock November 18th, 2011 at Union Pool Brooklyn, to hear the hits. Amazing things have been happening to Glass Rock No-Life lately: [Rollins] almost killed himself in a car accident while subconsciously trying to destroy Glass Rock backstock, Tubes covered “You’ve Got a Friend In Jesus” in the shower, Slow Mitt started writing memoirs with laptop vibrato, and the many character actors who play Rynnn returned to their Russian doll formation, causing their employer to leave the house for the first time in 15 years. Quote: “Why is the sun that is blinding me feel so nice?”

Existential Crisis Not Limited to Your Own Futile Life and Times

admin — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 14:43:52 +0000

God is in the TV Review, theologians looking at curbside picture tubes

admin — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 11:46:21 +0000

http://godisinthetvzine.co.uk/index.php/2011/08/15/glass-rock-baby-baby-babyglass-rock-recordings/

You Make Me Feel Like A Natural High

admin — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 11:40:56 +0000

Review Mentions Bass Guitar

admin — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:17:50 +0000

http://www.pennyblackmusic.co.uk/MagSitePages/Review.aspx?id=7972

“On ‘Baby Baby Baby’, Glass Rock creates a sound that is both beautiful and memorable” -thanks

Song for the Weekend by a Non Filthy Betty Wright

admin — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:13:02 +0000

No Time For Art (severely not approved by Glass Rock this is from a H*cker), Severely Hot Weather Music

admin — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 15:24:54 +0000

It’s hotter than Hotter Than July out and you need music for your trip to the beach. What mixtape are you gonna hook-up in the car? Look people, THIS IS NO TIME FOR ART or anything remotely modern. It’s time to go straight forward full on. Here is your guide, not approved by Glass Rock.

1. Roger-So Ruff So Tuff: Why not make it hotter than it already is? You are ruff and tuff enough. Believe.

2. AC/DC-Flick of the Switch: If anyone in the car asks you to turn this off, turn it down, or “why?” (dumbest question ever) immediately threaten to drive into the median and ruin everyone’s day. Follow through on your threat if this persists.

3. Tall Firs-Hairdo: How did this get in here? (not approved by Tall Firs)

4. ZZ Top-Precious and Grace: If anyone in the car asks you to turn this off, turn it down, or “why?” (dumbest question ever) immediately say, “Cuz this song is cool as sh*t.” See number 2 if grumbling continues.

5. Wire-the 15th: Okay, maybe a little ART.

6. Glass Rock-Runaway: The fans demanded this one. (approved by Glass Rock)

7. Egyptian Lover-Egypt Egypt: To a paraphrase a famous apocryphal jazz paraphrase, If [i] have to explain this to you, you’ll never understand.

8. Soft Location-Diamonds and Gems: How did this get in here? (approved by Soft Location)

9. Mudhoney-Dicks Hate the Police: Say goodbye to those pests in your rearview.

That’s about it.

Stay studley out there or perish!-the h*cker

To the Point About NME, Loose Ends on “Nadir”

admin — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:12:38 +0000

http://www.nme.com/reviews/glass-rock/12191

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nadir [ˈneɪdɪə ˈnæ-]

n 1. (Astronomy) the point on the celestial sphere directly below an observer and diametrically opposite the zenith

use: “The nadir of [my] webmastering was confusing nadir with zenith.”