Is he wearing headphones?
“He was as despondent as ever,” says Tubes Sr. “But that’s a classic pose right there. The Heisman Trophy dance of our rock and roll adled child.” After this weekend’s shock publication of the late Tubes’ AP photo near an Icelandic volcano, reported sightings of Tubes’ ghost as well as an alive-and-well Tubes are lighting up our switchboard and photographic evidence fills our mailbox. The above photo comes from Tubes Mullan’s own family, who believes the ghostly image in the foreground is their son vomiting in the family rec room after a night of heavy drinking in the garage. “We don’t know whether to grieve or buy carpet spray,” says Tubes’ father. Frankly, Glass Rock doesn’t care what you do. Studies show that oxytocin -the cuddling chemical- may release in people when they play music together, increasing bonding and trust. “I’m so loaded on oxytocin that Tubes ‘Aaron’ is receding into memory,” says guitarist Dave Mies. “I don’t really care about his ultimate fate. I know that I’d let the rest of Glass Rock babysit my non-existent child anytime though. In fact I’m gonna make one right now so they can.” All tips will remain anonymous.
