Fangs “Aaron” Mullan finished “Another Beer” this week. The best reissue of 2035 is on its way. That of course means Glass Rock II: I Hope I Never Change.
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Candidate 3
Glass Rock: Do you play an instrument?
Candidate3: No.
Glass Rock: What do you think are the strengths on your resume?
Candidate3: Let Me Ride, The Next Episode, and Nuthin’ But a G Thang.
Candidate2 appears from stage left and rushes Candidate3.
Candidate2: These are much more than mere interpolations my friend. And I hang out with real warlords. This ‘doctor’ is a fraud all around.
Candidate3: There are degrees of fraud. David Axelrod versus a national election? And Matt wouldn’t even know who David Axelrod was if it wasn’t for me.
Director yells cut. Stage goes black.
Candidate 1
Glass Rock: What is your biggest weakness?
Candidate1: I am an action figure trapped in original packaging.
Lights dim on Candidate 1. Lights up on Candidate 2. He is smirking.
Glass Rock: Please, no smirking.
Candidate2: My drum sounds are phenomenal.
Glass Rock: We will consider that. But it is not your turn right now. Thank you.
Lights up on Candidate 1 who is crying.
Glass Rock: Wow, this is evidence for animism as a viable religion.
Aaron Mullan: Not so fast.
