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Totally Offended, Possibly Offensive

This coat does not mean he's a flasher.

Sir Lancelot Link, former mixing candidate for Glass Rock II, has responded to monkey versus frog: “This certainly doesn’t mean that all monkeys are like this. I cannot defend the actions of this monkey but I can say that a broad view of monkeys must be taken into consideration. Also this coat doesn’t     mean I am a flasher on the last car of the A train or 7 train. Also, my iPhone tells me what times trains are approaching.” [that 7 train link has to be the biggest example of "It's not my fucking business, I'm trying to get somewhere-New York" ever captured. Please look at the rest of the straphangers. Other people around do not make you safe (ninjitsu plug)  -ed]

Rick Rubin Resurrects Jesus’ Career

So celebrate!

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