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Deletion Per Request

Published on April 13, 2010 in allegory, angry lovers and legislation. 0 Comments

As now an unruly mob has gathered outside Glass Rock Offices, where flaming embers of fury are burning out and giving way to tears, we are promising to never use this picture again. “It just makes your actual music sound so excessive like a [censored] atop a speaker playing Led Zeppelin and undermines the irony of post-taste.” -[Fan] Thanks to everyone so much for your feedback.

Reference Style Council

Published on March 13, 2010 in album, legislation and unruly mob. 1 Comment

Ironic that someone else wanted to Start The Weekend in Style but with Glass Rock. Now that the satyrs have left, it has indeed gotten mellow round these parts. Enjoy.

An Honest Sound?

Published on March 8, 2010 in legislation and new music. 1 Comment

Problems plague Glass Rock II: Who Will Get Custody of My Awful Baby? as a large advance from Ecsatic Peace! has disappeared. After a kick-ass first quarter, EP! handed over an unprecedented $2 million dollars cash to Glass Rock shop steward Dave  Miez (guitar just to the right of guitar stage left), who then left it in his coat in the back of a cab along with the master tapes for Axis Bold as Love and a matchbook simply labeled “Honeys.” An allegation has surfaced that Aaron Mullan (guitar stage left) helmed the cab undercover in a deliberate attempt to con the shop steward into leaving the cash behind. As a result of Glass Rock equal time laws, Aaron is invited to please respond to these allegations as soon as he has finished wiping 2 million dollars worth of cocktail sauce off his face.