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Have a Great All Tomorrows Parties, Aaron (Seriously)

http://www.prefixmag.com/features/atp/all-tomorrows-parties-2010-preview/43704/

Band: Hallogallo 2010

Music Snob Credibility Factor: Michael Rother is one of the living legends of Krautrock, a wide-ranging and oft-misunderstood genre comprising a diverse array of German experimental rock and electronic acts that proliferated in the 1970s. The most widely known were Kraftwerk (whom Rother played with in one of their earliest incarnations) and Can, but Rother’s Neu! — a duo with the late drummer Klaus Dinger — is considered just as influential by aficionados. Hallogallo 2010 is a Rother-led trio that includes Sonic Youth’s Steve Shelley on drums and ATP house sound engineer, guitarist and co-arranger/producer for Glass Rock featuring members of Soft Location,  Tall Firs frontman and long time Sonic Youth sound engineer Aaron Mullan, recruited to perform and expand upon the musical legacy of Neu!.

Why It’s A Must-See: Even in its heyday, Neu! rarely played live. Rother has convened Hallogallo 2010 not as merely a tribute act but as living interpreters of Neu!’s music. Early reports from international festival dates have been ecstatic, and the proprietary soundsystem that ATP brings in, as well as Mullan’s mixing expertise and outstanding live presence demonstrated by his work in Glass Rock on their last UK tour, should ensure a sonically profound experience for long-time Neu! adherents and recent converts alike.

New York Times Spells Aaron’s Name Correctly

Check out that headstock on the bass Matt played on Wild Horses. Oh, that's also Michael Rother there!

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/09/arts/music/09neu.html?_r=1

Lone Wolf Collared

DETROIT, July 28 (UPI) — Michigan wildlife officials say they’ve discovered evidence of wolf breeding in the state’s Lower Peninsula for the first time in almost a century.

The U.S. Agriculture Department and Michigan Department of Natural Resources and Environment trapped a wolf pup last week in Cheboygan County, The Detroit News reported Wednesday.
The discovery of the pup is the first evidence of wolf breeding in the Lower Peninsula since the animals were exterminated in the early 20th century, Jennifer Kleitch, a state wildlife biologist, said.

“It indicates we have at least one breeding pair in the region and the potential for a growing population,” she said.

The pup was found as wildlife officials were attempting to place a radio collar on an adult wolf, the News said.
The discovery means wolves are recovering in the area and will need to be managed, state officials said.

Kleitch added, “I said take it to the stage, not cage.”

Breatharians Release DJ Shadow, Annual Financials

it ain't easy livin' free says Johnson

Early this morning, the bi-partisan negotiation team of Senator Phil Rudd (R-Iowa) and Representative Brian Johnson (D-Australia) successfully bargained with Breatharian leader Dr. David Jubb for the release of DJ Shadow. Rudd and Johnson agreed to trade a package of rolling papers in exchange for Shadow’s release. Jubb’s assistant Lawrence Fitzcarraldo says, “We will use these to smoke the ashes of the burning earth.” [whatever -ed] The Breatharians also released their annual financials shy of the July 31st deadline, continuing to shore up their reputation amongst other 501c3’s concerned with traveling at the speed of thought. They follow our laudatory photos of senate negotiating staffers (thank you again Phil and Brian!):

bad ass negotiator Rudd

 

 

   

 

 

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Breatharian Annual Financial Statement

$50 million     miscellaneous

                         $2.99                 carton of eggs (one dozen)

                  $.43                 one eighth cup of coffee

$400,000          brochures

 

Breatharians Hack MSN Lace it with Agitprop

you are going to die

what is agitprop?

Do the Breatharians Have It?

Thanks Onion

Infographic

July 15, 2010 | ISSUE 46•28

Mapping The Ozzy Genome

Last month, the Cambridge, MA company Knome began mapping the complete DNA sequence for heavy metal singer and former reality star Ozzy Osbourne. Here are some of the discoveries made so far:

  • His DNA contains vast sequences of mumbly code that are almost completely indecipherable
  • Subliminal genes that must be unraveled backwards
  • Brain unique in that it possesses not just opiate receptors, but powerful transmitters as well
  • Gene responsible for making Jack Daniel’s unappealing in any amount less than a fifth
  • Shares a close genetic link with no other living creature
  • Enough musical ability to get very lucky
  • Increased probability of creating, developing, and headlining Ozzfest
  • Sharon Marker: Predisposed to shuffle about shouting “Sharon!” The fact that subject is married to a person of this name is a statistically improbable coincidence

Woah

No Callback?!

Tubes read for Ron, should have gotten the part.

Really Bad Day With an Interesting Twist

Tubes (back from faked death) Says:

Saturday May 22, 2010 I was set to travel to Forst, Germany for rehearsal with Michael Rother and Steve Shelley. For at least a month I had been convinced I was flying out of Newark that day, but when I got there the people at Newark disagreed. I therefore missed my scheduled flight out of JFK. I got a ride to the PATH with all my luggage and gear and then took the most irrational and unlucky sequence of trains to JFK. Who would have thought the F would be running express on the A track while the A ran local on the C? Five hours after leaving my own (sort of) birthday barbecue, I got to the airport. At the ticket counter I got the trainee. At security I was cut off three times by people in wheelchairs. I did finally get a seat assignment and took off for Amsterdam. At the Amsterdam airport I experienced an amazing moment of cognative dissonance when I saw a guy walking toward me wearing a Glass Rock t-shirt. I found myself pointing at him. It was one of Kathy’s handmade shirts. We talked. It turns out he is Irish and saw us open for Sonic Youth in Dublin. He bought the shirt and had Kathy sign it. Eventually I made it to Hannover where Steve and Michael had been waiting for 4 hours. They were less surprised than I about the concept of running into a fan at the airport.

Sh***T! We Hardly Knew Ye

Fellow fact-oriented people celebrated

It’s like when one of ‘your people’ gets a seat in the City Council: Snopes gets shout out in the NY Times.

Science Guy Justifies Existence

 

Aaron Mullan, Krautrock cash-in bassist (why don’t you just join the Pixies dude?), is one hell of a Science and Psychology guy, herein justifying his existence and all of Rock n Roll Creation. For the first time ever, Glass Rock Life presents an unedited, unlinked response with our very own Great Brain. Enjoy.

New York Times Super Collider Madness 
 
1) Can you please explain this ^^^ to Johnny and Jane Layperson?

The material of the universe as we know it (pretty much the stuff in the periodic table, and the molucules assembled from that) is forged in stars via nuclear fusion.  The carbon of which life is made, the iron which comprises our guitar strings, and the copper that transmits our status updates was all made in stars out of hydrogen atoms getting smashed together, a process that also provides the electromagnetic energy which sustains life on this planet and interferes with our FM reception.

We can create similar reactions on earth but they are sort of hard to control (think H bomb).

In an attempt to understand the other types of matter and energy which exist in the Universe (or did exist at the very beginning), scientists attempt to smash various stuff together and figure out WTF is going on, or went on.

2) How will this [what is described in the article] affect our lives? How is it analogous to the evolution of “punk” music?

The exciting thing is that we have no idea how it will affect our lives. A great Carl Sagan bit from ‘The Demon-Haunted World’: ‘Suppose: You are, by the Grace of God, Victoria, Queen of the United Kingdom…Your dominions stretch across the planet…You preside over the world’s leading technological power…Suppose in the year 1860 you have a visionary idea, so daring it would have been rejected by Jules Verne’s publisher.  You want a machine that will carry your voice, as well as moving pictures of the glory of the Empire into every home of the Kingdom.  What’s more the sounds and pictures must not come through conduits or wires, but somehow out of the air…[This project] would almost certainly fail…The physics neccesary to invent radio and television would come from a direction that no one could have predicted: James Clerk Maxwell was born in Edinburgh, Scotland in 1831 and was working as a patent clerk at the time.

‘If Queen Victoria had ever called an urgent meeting of her counselors, and ordered them to invent the equivalent of radio and television, it is unlikely that any of them would have imagined the path to lead through the experiments of Ampere, Biot, Oersted and Faraday, four equations of vector calculus, and the judgment to preserve the displacement current in a vacuum.”

Sagan was in part celebrating general nerdism, but the larger point is that fundamental knowledge of physics will lead us in unimaginable directions.

Evolution is all similar in that it does not have a decided goal.  Life on earth did not evolve with humans as the given end product, nor did Maxwell’s equations lead inexorably to ‘Alf’, nor did the MC5 have Avril Lavigne (well not her music) in mind when jamming ‘Sister Anne’.

3) Do you think being a physicist is stressful?

Same as anyone else.  Really existentally stressful when your superconducting supercollider gets the plug pulled. But the CERN collider raises some people’s hopes. I like how the Times article ends:

“Michael Barnett, a physicist from the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, said that he had worked on an experiment for the Superconducting Supercollider for 10 years until the project was canceled by Congress, and later spent 16 years on the Atlas experiment at the CERN collider. “We are on this planet and in this universe a short time,” he wrote in an e-mail message. “The dreams of a lifetime are waiting, and hopefully not much longer.””

[Don't worry Mike, Glass Rock hits the studio next Thursday.]

Exhuming Frankie Teardrop, Nightlife with Thin Lizzy

NEW YORK TIMES VALIDATES AND POSSIBLY EXONERATES MATT AND RYNNN (<click here you illiterate)

Three out of five Glass Rock members are sleep disturbed. The worst of the bunch, perhaps betrayed in their uncannily smooth and instantaneous rhythym connection are Matt (bass, heavy metal) and Rynnn (drums, chatter). In his unwitting nocturnal life, Matt has enjoyed practicing ninjitsu, sexual role playing, and shouts that could rival those of Guantanamo Bay itself and Alan Vega himself. Rynnn’s slumber-time exploits pillow leg violence have been recounted to his horror at a dinner party, whereupon he realized he had no recollection of his night time adventures. This posed many questions for Glass Rock on how to handle 2009’s UK Tour and the dread continues. When their eyes are open are Matt and Rynnnn sleeping or awake? When they converse with you and degrade you, are they in real time or dreamland? The messed up thing is they don’t know and may even tell you they’re awake when they’re not! Despite crucial codeword “Walnuts” being established in order to wake up these drifters and grifters, the band still has major concerns about their upcoming stay in Detroit. And guess what? All of this is true!

 

“Being killed by a blow to my carotid artery is not my thing,” says guitarist Dave Mies. “Even if Rynnn is massaging my [large] feet at the time.”

We are currently taking suggestions at Glass Rock Life on how to deal with this. Dr. Jubb has not responded at all. Do we keep Matt and Rynnn up all night? Do they receive separate rooms [filled with cable television,wi-fi, mints, mini-bar] chained from the outside, similar to Aaron’s arrangements on tours with more high profile bands [sans cable, wi-fi, mints, mini-bar]? Please experts, charlatans, and concerned citizens write as soon as possible. Home remedies welcome.

Glass Rock Offers Vacation to Earth Certification

As our friends from the Fifth Dimension have pointed out, Earth has indeed been “the” premier vacation spot in the galaxy since the Big Bang shook everything up, a stop over for celestial beings ranging from Kool Keith to your next door neighbor, from a misguided Fred “Sonic” Smith in a spacesuit to the people in 2B who [I] only know as “Santiago/Robles.” And why not?

Plus we have waterslides. So, given all there is to offer on this here Pale Blue Dot and how people might lie about being here, Glass Rock is now offering notarized letters from Science and Psychology Columnist Aaron Mullan stating “I took a vacation to Earth and all I got was this lousy notarized letter.” All it takes is a valid state ID, passport, driver’s license, or receipts from the Ohio or Jersey turnpike to prove you’ve indeed been to earth (and $300 plus notary fees). Excess skeeball tickets might also be considered (as payment, not proof of time spent on earth). Take that letter to the next plane and show all your friends. To quote one satsifed notarized letter holder, “Earth People, I was born on Jupiter, but you can bet I’ll be back for Mardi Gras, my annual jaunt to Yellowstone, floating in the Dead Sea, petting a yak, spitting back at a llama and of course a Glass Rock Dance Party and Glass Rock Concert. Now I have the papers to prove it.” CASH ONLY PLEASE, BROWN PAPER BAGS ACCEPTABLE

Glass Rock Controversy Continues

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Hi there,

I’d like to join your group. I’m skinny, blonde, boy next doorish and uh, hung. I do actually play guitar, and I was a math major as an undergrad. I’m open to ideas, and I’m definitely curious about what you’ve got planned. Sounds like something I’d like to be a part of. Let me know if you think you could use me.

-M

This is perhaps explained by first reading about how this explosion began and the posts that precede it. Our Science Guy really needs to start pulling his weight around here. God, everything sounds so dirty all of a sudden. Please enjoy as [I] cannot imagine this lasting past tomorrow.

Glass Rock Controversy

Upset about Aaron’s absence from an upcoming Glass Rock show in Detroit, someone took drastic measures and posted an ad for a replacement. The fallout continues…

“Do you feel good about yourself? That was like finding gold for him. He was like, “Wow, they like Black Flag AND fucking?” You’re teasing people.” [Wait- don't 98% of people like Black Flag and fucking? -ed]

[My] significant other ^ has not been loving the outpouring of responses to SCIENCE AND GUITAR REPLACEMENT. Another band member’s signifcant other has reportedly been “traumatized.” With that in mind, let’s clear up a couple items.

 

Secondly, the redacted words from the response that mentions South Pacific were simply “Variations” and “Guitars,” once innocuous but now clearly all in the eye of the beholder. [The editor -ed] blacked these out for fear that the response’s author may do periodic searches for ___ on a theme for multiple ___ , then possibly set out to harm people. Our intern executed the search and Glass Rock Life came up as hit number three. The staff feared for their lives so [the editor -ed] sent everyone home, leaving the full title of the composition blacked out (and still not fully indicated) then traded shifts with a stuffed dummy made to resemble Henry Rollins to protect the Glass Rock Office all night. Let us clarify things one bit further and then perhaps we can all move on.

That didn’t help at all. “Why?”  indeed remains the question. But take a quiet moment and look inside yourself to find the answer. Also, look forward to our Science Department seizing the question, “How do these responses relate to the Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins?” Have a great weekend! No, wait, it is Tuesday.

Also, worst accusation? [My] significant other suggested that [I] responded to the craigslist ad after putting in keywords ”black flag, sex”, forgetting that Glass Rock had posted it: “He sounds like you. He is you.” [I] deny this completely.

More to Ponder

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Who’s Got the 10 and a half

As a native Angeleno who grew up going to Black Flag shows/riots almost every weekend, I cannot resist saying hello.

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Hello, lover of guitar music. I love playing the guitar. Sometimes I play solo but not often. Earlier in my life I would mostly play compositions for two guitars. These works for two guitars can be quite exciting. However, my taste now runs to ensemble works. I especially like works for two guitars and flute. Sometimes a performance of four or five guitars can also be a lot of fun. In fact I prefer the larger works. Especially a concerto for guitar and orchestra. That way we have many different instruments all playing together – under the direction of a talented conductor. Of the different periods of music, I prefer the works of the late 19th century which usually have a rousing climax. I have devoted a lot of thought to psychology. Especially to the area of Dom/sub relationships. I find this subject to be quite interesting – and even more so if one is willing to work hands-on. Another area that interests me is the mixture of male/female characteristics one finds in an individual. But however interesting one finds psychology to be, I think the best answer to the question of human relationships is to be found in art. Specifically the lyrics of a song in the musical “South Pacific.” The hero sings of a mesmerizing woman he has just met. He wonders why he is attracted to her, and then answers his question with the lyrics: Who can explain it, who can tell you why, who can give you answers? Wise men never try. With those lyrics in mind to guide me, I sometimes play “[BLACKOUT] on a Theme for Multiple [BLACKOUT].” Performances sometimes take place in my Manhattan apartment. While my apartment is not a concert hall, it is clean, spacious, very comfortable and able to seat quite a few performers.

Responses Rolling In, Names and Addresses Removed, What the Fuck

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Dear scientists,

I was trying decipher the exact meaning of your ad.  I believe the term
“play guitar” means to perform sexually or masturbate in front of others.
If this is true, I would like to know more. Plus, I can actually play guitar!

I am open to discussing my psychological aspects of sex.  I have some strong
fetishes that may be of interest: I need to be dominated, embarrassed and physically hurt.
I desire to serve and be used by powerful selfish people. To perform sexually for them or
with them. I worship power and can be slapped by women or men.

About me:
I am 37, white, bi, 185pds, 6′ – nice looking face, 7″ shaved. I am married so I need discretion.

Captain Neal at the Wheel, Guitar Player Needed

Trace of Thought Is Found in ‘Vegetative’ Patient  By Benedict Carey Published: February 3, 2010

He emerged from the car accident alive but alone, there and not there: a young man whose eyes opened yet whose brain seemed shut down. For five years he lay mute and immobile beneath a diagnosis — “vegetative state” — that all but ruled out the possibility of thought, much less recovery . . . (here for more)

This February 3rd New York Times article of course prompted an urget comminique to Dr. Aaron at our science desk about the nature of consciousness. Whereas most of our band is either in their own extreme dream world (Lady Gaga) or experimenting with pickling and/or expanding the brain (Rollins, Rynn, Dave), our in-house Dr. comtemplates these issues constantly while weaving his life through each one of our respective shams. Who better then to ask, What is Consciousness?

Aaron: Cosmology and Consciousness- those are the big ones, right?  What the hell is out there, and what the hell is in here, and how do they relate? Not my department, unfortunately.  Cosmology is a fascinating but ultimately perhaps futile endeavor to understand the basic nature of the universe…there is simply no guarantee that our brains, evolved to understand objects about our size in periods of time about our lifetimes are capable of understanding the basic structure of the physical universe.  Consciousness we are always improving our understanding of, but it’s important not to get too essentialist about it. Obviously there is a difference between a pea and a human but there is no ‘line’ which divides ‘conscious’ life forms from ‘unconscious’ life forms.  Would you put such a line between pea and cockroach or between cockroach and human? Of course it’s not even correct to think of life as a linear progression of quality, but anyway there is no point in trying to determine where the ‘line of consciousness’ would go.

Thanks Aaron. We really appreciate it.

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Can You Play That Guitar and Think Scientifically? – mw4m


Date: 2010-02-22, 9:57AM EST


 

Hi, we are looking for a man, woman, or other who can really play that guitar. And will not shirk away from difficult questions about psychology, philosophy, and science if you know what we mean.:) We are actually a group of men and one woman; our “guitar player” must be willing to do ensemble work, experience preferred. Can’t wait to meet you!

INFLUENCES: black flag, sex, elevator action, movies about criminals

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Rich Little says: Just kidding Aaron! It was a great answer for which [we] are extremely grateful and that had [us] thinking all morning about perhaps the neccesarily limited confines of our consciousness. Your answer, though indicating general agitation at not just being able to live your life free of the “big ones,” is considerate and leans toward the pragmatic, the pragmatic often banal but in this case providing delicious food for thought. That very agitation at contemplation too speaks volume 4s that the very recognition of consciousness and thrust to push our understanding of it is hardwired into [us] and may currently and/or ultimately help [our] grand project of survival! Am [I] right? Am [I] wrong? I am Rich Little!   
-OTHER NEWS-
[I]‘ve been wanting to put this in here forever.  
Also, look forward to Ryan Sawyer’s upcoming Bronx is Burning book review and Kathy Leisen’s exciting response to inquires about her Upper Peninsula Death Cult titled Where is the Conscious Conscience? Ha ha! Also a huge apology to Leanardo Da Vinci for cutting off the Mona Lisa’s forehead. Oops! [My] bad Leonardo. :) Fuck!