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Breaking Transcript from Candidate 1

Candidate 1

Glass Rock: What is your biggest weakness?

Candidate1: I am an action figure trapped in original packaging.

Lights dim on Candidate 1. Lights up on Candidate 2. He is smirking.

Glass Rock: Please, no smirking.

Candidate2: My drum sounds are phenomenal.

Glass Rock: We will consider that. But it is not your turn right now. Thank you.

Lights up on Candidate 1 who is crying.

Glass Rock: Wow, this is evidence for animism as a viable religion.

Aaron Mullan: Not so fast.

Transcend Yourself with Black Sabbath, Glass Rockin’ Radio

Insane WeatherMan footage came across [my] desk this morning -SNOW- and between that and the new Ozzy book [I] started reading in the bookstore last night, [my] thoughts now remotely controlling the ‘intenet’ turned to Black Sabbath. Much to [my] delight, someone posted a whole buncha [fucking awesome] California Jam hitherto unseen.

 

Rock historians will explain why Sabbath works or not. Pasty Mother Jones readers will note those dudes in football [new] jerseys who will start beating the living daylights out of Orange County punk rockers in a few years. Some will ask, -What’s this have to do with a soft rock band who loves Wings [the band], kindness, and Motown, called Glass Rock , or a seemingly troubled weatherman inhabiting a character? The simple answer to any questions, comments, and concerns is, “Black Sabbath are awesome and playing in front of palm trees.”

(P.S. If  you feel down today, drink orange juice and flip through that OZZY book to read sentences like ”Those Satanists became a real pain in the arse.” Seriously.)

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