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Tall Firs Leave Soft Location Hopeless

Glass Rock returns to Echo Canyon next week to get **** deep into some Wild Horses. Before then however, the three Wild Horses of Tall Firs are slaying it at Glasslands on March 6th at midnight. These so-called friends of Soft Location have set an impossibly high standard with their new tunes. That is why all creative energy must now be concentrated on humming [basslines] that move the Glass Rock music to perfection. Damn!

To quote these ribald suckers: Hello All

Well, after our whirlwind romance that led to the Glass Rock project, we’re having a solo (trio) moment and getting the band back together. We’ve got half of a new album in the can, and we’re going to play our first live show in NYC since, geez, when? When’s the last time YOU remember being at at Tall Firs show?

The recently-upgraded tallfirs.org is currently streaming mp3’s of a couple of the new cuts, so when we hit those big arena-rock choruses next Saturday we wanna hear everybody arm-in-arm chanting along.

All the other bands are nice boys with guitars too, so it’s not going to be one of those shows where somebody has contact mics on a cat and sheets of feedback are flying off the stage and Ryan and Aaron are transfixed and you and Dave don’t give a shit and you’re stuck in the back of the room and can’t even talk to your friends because the sheer volume is removing all the air from the room.  Not gonna be like that at all. It’s gonna be really fun and your fingers are going to turn into bloody stumps from compulsively twitterfacing your acquaintances about what a lovely time you’re having.

WARNING!: we go on at midnight, that’s right.. midnight! This is no sweat for most of our fun crazed, sex obsessed, eternally youthful crew. However, we know there’s a few turncoats among us who wanna hang up their spurs and turn in early on a Saturday night. That’s right, on a Saturday night!! WTF!! Anyway, don’t worry about these folks. If a virtual orgy of laughing, drinking, looking good and feeling better is too much for their old bones, then they should stay home and the rest of us will just split their share of happiness.

Love,
Tall Firs

Stamp #2 Prerelease

Due to overwhelming response to Glass Rock 77 Collectible Stamps first offering (Leisen GRCS1), [we] offer an exclusive leak of the second stamp in the series.

Sawyer

 Whet your tongues, Mies, Mullan, and Kantor coming soon. Be sure to mention your Glass Rock Life Party Code when ordering. What were people really listening to in 1977? Debby Boone dominates.

New Tall Firs Jammers

Our sister band Tall Firs has got some new rockers up on their site. If you like, or dislike, humanity you might want to check it out.

Glass Rock at Union Pool Thurs Feb 18 9pm

Dudes/Dudettes- Hey it turns out ‘ol Kathy’s gonna be in NYC next week recruiting for her Upper Peninsula Death Cult, so we thought we’d get the band back together and bust some jammage at Union Pool before she heads back out to MI and gets caught up in the ritualized Satanarchistic violence of the equinox celebrations. Don’t worry though, shit is gonna get totally hectic here too! Expect the usual: liquified zombies, slot machines, free venison steaks, blah blah.

Look at that time- 9pm.  That’s a great Thursday night set time, don’t you agree? Anyone who gets too caught up in the GnR set and has to go home and start fucking right away has plenty of hours until daylight.  And for the  Party Patrol, you have Man Benu (Bentley Rules!) and Hallelujah still to rock out to before you go home and fuck.  Right on!