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“And as they’re telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I’m thinking, ‘These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don’t have to sit with.”
-”This is an outrage. We need to change our password and keep the drafts folder maggot-free” -ed
Passengers were asked to get off because of a "minor emergency."
This coat does not mean he's a flasher.
Sir Lancelot Link, former mixing candidate for Glass Rock II, has responded to monkey versus frog: “This certainly doesn’t mean that all monkeys are like this. I cannot defend the actions of this monkey but I can say that a broad view of monkeys must be taken into consideration. Also this coat doesn’t mean I am a flasher on the last car of the A train or 7 train. Also, my iPhone tells me what times trains are approaching.” [that 7 train link has to be the biggest example of "It's not my fucking business, I'm trying to get somewhere-New York" ever captured. Please look at the rest of the straphangers. Other people around do not make you safe (ninjitsu plug) -ed]
When buying a used car, always make the sure the paperwork is in order.
