Archive for the 'uncomfortable' Category

Glass Rock Also Cheats Death

Kathy remains in permanent winter.

Matt plays with Detroit wayward son Jimmy Ohio, supporting the reunited the Gories whose fans will harm him on July 29th at Maxwell’s, NJ

Dave remains in touch with the blues.

Totally Offended, Possibly Offensive

This coat does not mean he's a flasher.

Sir Lancelot Link, former mixing candidate for Glass Rock II, has responded to monkey versus frog: “This certainly doesn’t mean that all monkeys are like this. I cannot defend the actions of this monkey but I can say that a broad view of monkeys must be taken into consideration. Also this coat doesn’t     mean I am a flasher on the last car of the A train or 7 train. Also, my iPhone tells me what times trains are approaching.” [that 7 train link has to be the biggest example of "It's not my fucking business, I'm trying to get somewhere-New York" ever captured. Please look at the rest of the straphangers. Other people around do not make you safe (ninjitsu plug)  -ed]

Aaron Faked His Own Demise Say What?

In the grand tradition of that guy from the Dwarves and other rock and roll misunderstandings, light now shines that Tubes “Aaron” Mullan faked his own horrifying demise, leading to ridiculous articles like the following -self loathing-. Why put Glass Rock Life out like that? To play with Gary Cherone (replaced Sammy Hagar who replaced David Lee Roth) and Carmine Appice (replaced Steve Shelley and Gregg Bissonette) in some sort of rock supergroup -Mull[a]n in here somewhere- Glass Rock is disgusted but no one makes those tubes hum like “Aaron” so mister magic, [we] welcome you back into the fold at any time. [We] just have to know though; how’d you do it?!

New Team Member Leaves, Dies

Feeling that ghost-written posts misrepresented him, political-rock correspondent Elwin Thrasher [not to be confused with anyone in real life -ed, Glass Rock Life Lawyer] has left Glass Rock Life. Following his resignation, Mr. Thrasher heard this song in his head:

then fell off his skateboard and died.