rother bassist back on clam sauce?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GLASS-ROCK-Tall-Firs-Meet-Soft-Location-UK-promo-CD-/230504462828
While attempting to search the Breatharian music collection for samples, DJ Shadow has been captured and detained by Breatharian forces led by the Assistant to Dr. David Jubb (as well as his make-up artist). According to Wiki Leaks, Breatharian forces are stronger than ever, and “are not to be fucked with lightly.” More as the story develops.
Cool lil Neu! article from KEXP who have also done a nice job supporting Glass Rock Tall Firs Meet Soft Location ranked best album of all time by Dr. David Jubb of the Breatharians.
Assistant to Dr. Jubb guards Breatharian music collection.
Jimmy Ohio sent in this exciting film to Glass Rock Life featuring the Budweiser distro-truck. Music by him.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/us/politics/23self.html?_r=1&hp
http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-07-20/music/rick-ross-s-alternate-reality
strange connections which [i] don’t have the energy to write about
Glass Rock Life’s Final Trip
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Neo-Nazis Fail to Consult Statistics, Succeed in Taking Rectal Temperature
Neo-Nazis’ New Yorker Subscriptions Run Out
Long Distance Guitar Lesson for Tubes (non-related to politics, drugs, or emotions)
Infographic
July 15, 2010 | ISSUE 46•28
Mapping The Ozzy Genome
Last month, the Cambridge, MA company Knome began mapping the complete DNA sequence for heavy metal singer and former reality star Ozzy Osbourne. Here are some of the discoveries made so far:
- His DNA contains vast sequences of mumbly code that are almost completely indecipherable
- Subliminal genes that must be unraveled backwards
- Brain unique in that it possesses not just opiate receptors, but powerful transmitters as well
- Gene responsible for making Jack Daniel’s unappealing in any amount less than a fifth
- Shares a close genetic link with no other living creature
- Enough musical ability to get very lucky
- Increased probability of creating, developing, and headlining Ozzfest
- Sharon Marker: Predisposed to shuffle about shouting “Sharon!” The fact that subject is married to a person of this name is a statistically improbable coincidence
ripped this from Vampire Blues, an interesting exchange about the state of the music ‘industry,’ be sure to check out the response as well from tunecore if you wanna be thorough and sh*t
http://vampireblues.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/the-music-biz-is-over/
also here is the ted leo-ness referenced, “dock a couple beers”
http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-07-13/music/the-fake-retirement-of-ted-leo/
Dear Metal Expert:
First I was exhausted waiting for the cross town bus. Then I got a coffee. It made me feel aggressive. I realized I’ve become so sick of waiting for a new Glass Rock album. All these shirtless pics are killer but might lead me to more conclusions about the artistry of the group should I have a new platter on which to munch. Can you offer any guidance? And what to do when I feel exhausted and aggressive?
Sincerely,
Kenny Powers
Dear Kenny:
I listen daily to Glass Rock II: Redefining Popular Music. All your salivating will be rewarded. This might be the finest album since Judas Priest’s Painkiller. In the meantime do daily breathing exercises to expand your 24 octave vocal range and drink tea with lemon and honey. It is awesome shit. As far as exhaustion and aggression, you most likely want to take that out on the people around you and not Glass Rock.
Sincerely,
Metal Expert
